The other day I saw a poster and it had some of the top
Chuck Norris “Facts” aka Norrisisms on it, and
after I started reading them I was totally stunned. I always
knew Chuck Norris was a major success, but I never really knew
the full scope of his Norrisification!
The other thing I didn’t realize is the effect that these
Norrisisms would have on my business. Now you might think I’m
joking, but I’m not. After I read the funny “facts” about Ole’
Chuck my mindset shifted. You could say that even the mere
study of Chuck Norrisology has literally phased my consciousness into a new existence.
lol!
Before you read the Norrisisms below just place yourself in
Chuck’s place (if it’s possible). I know they’re silly
and outrageous but in the back of your mind say to
yourself “what if”. When I did that my mind shifted, I felt
more powerful! I felt like Chuck! Ha! Ha! Seriously it’s a lot
of fun so just play along.
My Top 10 Norrisisms
10.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the
wrong phone!
9.
Death once had a Near-Chuck-Norris experience.
8.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he
gets the information he wants.
7.
Chuck Norris’s blood type is AK-47.
6.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
5.
It’s considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls
in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a
cardboard box.
4.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck
Norris.
3.
Chuck Norris’s smile once brought a puppy back to
life.
2.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breath. He holds air hostage!
1.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time
it is!
Pretty funny stuff huh? Uh Oh! I put pretty and Chuck Norris in
the same context! Please don’t kill me Chuck! Ha! Ha!
(Seriously Chuck don’t)
So how did these funny “facts” about Chuck
Norris change my perspective and shift my mindset?
Well the one that stuck with me the most was the one about how
“Chuck doesn’t wear a watch because he decides what time it
is!”
I thought about that Norrisism and I realized that
really all of us can decide what time it is because time
doesn’t really exist. There is only the NOW! Time is just an
invention of humans to measure “The Now” that we are all
experiencing at the same time.
There is No Time! There’s Just Chuck Norris and People
Like Him!
The problem is that after years of going to school and getting
a job we surrender our life to the illusion that time is
real.
I’ve found
something that can help you quit the grind and start living
life on purpose, but you have to be ready for it. You have to
believe that it’s possible, but most of all you have to
believe that it’s possible for you! Be like
Chuck and bend the Universe to your will, Take
back your Life, and Start Living the Life You Deserve and Start your Own Journey of
Greatness!
I realize that if you’ve been plugged into the Matrix
for most of your life some of this is hard to
grasp. I realize that the concept of living the life of your
dreams seems far fetched, but just know that there is a way
out. There is a way to live your life on your terms (like
Chuck). Don’t be fooled! You have the power to choose and you
have the power to break free.
