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As a native born Texan, I have a duty to learn (teach) you how to talk Texan. Today's lesson is on pronouncin' (pronunciation) and the definition of a few words.
"Jeet" is a phrase. It means, Did you eat?
Definitions
lair - a person who doesn't tell the truth
ewe - a pronoun often posed in a question
Such as... Ewe callin' me a lair?
Let's Try Another One
em are = those
shore = sure
purdy = pretty
flares = flowers
Now let's make a sentence. Em are shore purdy flares.
Translation: Those flowers sure are pretty. See, it's easy once you learn.
A Couple More
all = black gold, Texas Tea
As in... Dang! Texas gotta a lot of all wells
wall = untamed
As in.. a team of wall horses caint pull Texas outa me
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Note: No hanging participles were injured in the making of this message.