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As a native born Texan, I have a duty to learn (teach) you how to talk Texan. Today's lesson is on pronouncin' (pronunciation) and the definition of a few words.
"Jeet" is a phrase. It means, Did you eat?
'moan means come on
'mere means come here
Definitions
lair - a person who doesn't tell the truth
ewe - a pronoun often posed in a question
Such as... Ewe callin' me a lair?
Let's Try Another One
em are = those
shore = sure
perdy = pretty
flares = flowers
Now let's make a sentence. Em are shore perdy flares.
Translation: Those flowers sure are pretty. See, it's easy once you learn.
A Couple More
all = oil, black gold, Texas Tea
As in... Dang! Texas got alotta all wells.
wall = untamed
As in.. A team of wall horses caint pull Texas outa me.
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Note: No hanging participles were injured in the making of this message.