How To Talk Texan

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As a native born Texan, I have a duty to learn (teach) you how to talk Texan. Today's lesson is on pronouncin' (pronunciation) and the definition of a few words.

"Jeet" is a phrase. It means, Did you eat? 

'moan means come on

'mere means come here

Definitions

lair - a person who doesn't tell the truth

ewe - a pronoun often posed in a question

Such as... Ewe callin' me a lair?

hail... an expletive meaning that ever-burning place as in "Ewe go to hail"

 

We don't never say h-e-l-l coz that'd be cussin'.

The other hale

hale... pellets of frozen rain which fall in showers from cumulonimbus clouds.

It hales so much in West Texas that they named a city, Hale Center

Let's Try Another One

em are = those
shore = sure

perdy = pretty  
flares = flowers

Now let's make a sentence. Em are shore perdy flares.

Translation: Those flowers sure are pretty. See, it's easy once you learn. 

A Couple More

all = oil, black gold, Texas Tea

As in... Dang! Texas got alotta all wells.

wall = untamed

As in.. A team of wall horses caint pull Texas outa me. 

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Note: No hanging participles were injured in the making of this message.