Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Free Answers

From the Desk of Squirrely Shirley
Free Answers... For What It's Worth

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Q. What advice do you have for women?
A. Five Important Tips for Women

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a good job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and would never lie to you.
4. It is important that a man makes passionate love to you and spoils you with expensive gifts.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!

Q. How can I get rid of head lice?
A. Shave the right side of your head. Set the left side on fire. When the lice run out, stab the little beggars with an ice pick. Sure cure. Works every time.

Q. Why do flamingos pull up one leg while standing?
A. Because if they pulled both legs they would fall over. 

Q. What causes insomnia?
A.  Insomnia it may be caused by not getting enough sleep.

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