From the Desk of Squirrely Shirley
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Q. What advice do you have for women?
A. Five Important Tips for Women
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a good job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and would never lie to you.
4. It is important that a man makes passionate love to you and spoils you with expensive gifts.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a good job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and would never lie to you.
4. It is important that a man makes passionate love to you and spoils you with expensive gifts.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
Dating Tip For Men on The First Date
No matter how good the restroom soap smells don't come out smelling of your hands.
Q. How can I get rid of head lice?
A.
Shave the right side of your head. Set the left side on fire. When the
lice run out, stab the little beggars with an ice pick. Sure cure. Works
every time.
Q. Why do flamingos pull up one leg while standing?
A. Because if they pulled both legs they would fall over.
Q. What causes insomnia?
A. Insomnia it may be caused by lack of sleep.
Q. Why do flamingos pull up one leg while standing?
A. Because if they pulled both legs they would fall over.
Q. What causes insomnia?
A. Insomnia it may be caused by lack of sleep.
Q. Does Digging For Gold work?
A. It couldn't be simpler!
