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Saturday, February 17, 2018

Mike's Fun Store


Price is What You Pay. Value is What You Get.



                              A Division of Mike Farris and Company
 

 Bookmark Mike's Super Stores

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Gas Prices So High The Post Office Will Stop Delivering Mail. 

They will call you and read your mail to you. 

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Enjoy Radio From Around The World

Radio Garden

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 History of the Internet

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How to deal with Telemarketers (click to watch video)

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I'm fat, but I identify as skinny. 
I'm Trans-Slender. 
My pronouns are smart and handsome.
I'm a proud homo sapien.
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The definition of cryptocurrency: an imaginary currency from an imaginary 
source backed by an imaginary value... oh wait, that's fiat paper money.
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The Sunday School teacher called on little Johnny to answer the question, "Where was Jesus born?" Johnny said, Carthage. "No, Johnny that's incorrect. Jesus was born in Palestine", said the teacher. "I knew it was one of them East Texas towns", replied Johnny.
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A woman should be married four times. Her first husband should be an
older rich man, her second, a Holly Wood actor, her third, a preacher, and 
her fourth husband should be an undertaker. 
 
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

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They Aren't Making Yards Sticks Any Longer. 


 
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she ever told me was the man goes on 
top and the woman underneath. For three years my wife and I slept in bunk beds.
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The World's First Solar Powered Clothes Dryer, 
cira 10,000 BC
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In the South we have four directions...
1. Up North

2. Back East

3. Out West

4. Down South
 
By the way, we don't care how you do it up North and no, grits do not grow on bushes and you never ever put sugar on grits.
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Toes are those parts of the body that 
help you find furniture in the dark. 
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Something to ponder... If most automobile 
accidents happen within 25 miles of home, 
why don't you move? 
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I don't know Why but this makes me laugh so hard Lol - hahahahahahaha Very Funny, Funny Cute, Haha, Psychology Humor, Counseling Psychology, Funny Bunnies, Laughing So Hard, Puns, Humor Grafico

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Free Answers  (click to open)
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Amazon.com: Dark Spark Decals Frog Parking Only All Others Will be ... 
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What's the difference between Complete and Finished?

When a man marries the right woman, he's COMPLETE

When a man marries the wrong woman, He's FINISHED

When the right woman catches her man with the wrong woman, he's COMPLETELY FINISHED
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25% of Liberals are being treated for mental illness. That's scary... 75% are running around untreated.
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According to a survey I just made up, people who like Mike's Fun Store are smarter and better looking.
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A loan at the Bank can take up to 30 years to pay off. Rob a Bank and put the money in an offshore account, you'll be out in 10 years. All joking aside, follow me for sound financial advice. If you are not 100% satisfied with our financial advice, we'll double your poverty back.
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