Price is What You Pay. Value is What You Get.™
A Division of Mike Farris and Company
___________________
Gas Prices So High The Post Office Will Stop Delivering Mail.
They will call you and read your mail to you.
___________________
Enjoy Radio From Around The World
___________________
___________________
How to deal with Telemarketers (click to watch video)
______________________________________
I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.
I'm Trans-Slender.
My pronouns are smart and handsome.
I'm a proud homo sapien.
_______________________
The
definition of cryptocurrency: an imaginary currency from an imaginary
source backed by an imaginary value... oh wait, that's fiat paper money.
_______________________
The Sunday School teacher called on little Johnny to answer the question, "Where was Jesus born?" Johnny said, Carthage. "No, Johnny that's incorrect. Jesus was born in Palestine", said the teacher. "I knew it was one of them East Texas towns", replied Johnny.
____________________________
A woman should be married four times. Her first husband should be an
older rich man, her second, a Holly Wood actor, her third, a preacher, and
her fourth husband should be an undertaker.
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
___________________________
They Aren't Making Yards Sticks Any Longer.
_________________________________________
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she ever told me was the man goes on
top and the woman underneath. For three years my wife and I slept in bunk beds.
_________________________________________
The World's First Solar Powered Clothes Dryer,
cira 10,000 BC
--------------------------------------------------------------
In the South we have four directions...
1. Up North
2. Back East
3. Out West
4. Down South
By the way, we don't care how you do it up North and no, grits do not grow on bushes and you never ever put sugar on grits.
______________________________
Toes are those parts of the body that
help you find furniture in the dark.
________________________________________
_____________________________________________
Something to ponder... If most automobile
accidents happen within 25 miles of home,
why don't you move?
accidents happen within 25 miles of home,
why don't you move?
______________________________
______________________________
________________________________________
________________________________________
__________
__________
What's the difference between Complete and Finished?
When a man marries the right woman, he's COMPLETE
When a man marries the wrong woman, He's FINISHED
_____________
25% of Liberals are being treated for mental illness. That's scary... 75% are running around untreated.
_______________
_______________
According to a survey I just made up, people who like Mike's Fun Store are smarter and better looking.
_______________
A loan at the Bank can take up to 30 years to pay off. Rob a Bank and
put the money in an offshore account, you'll be out in 10 years. Follow
me for more financial advice. If you are not 100% satisfied with our financial advice, we'll double your poverty back.
____________________
